Mom: Whats makes you think I got you something?
Me: No reason, just that the other day you said, 'I bought you a birthday present'.
Mom: Oh... I bought you a capo. So I was going to steal it back and wrap it so you would be surprised.
Me: nice.
Mom: Yeah, Charter was supposed to sneak into your room and steal it for me.
Charter: What?
Me: Its in my purse.
Mom: OH! Well no wonder he couldn't find it!
Charter: Couldn't find what?
Mom: CAIRO'S CAPO! REMEMBER? You were supposed to try to go steal it from her room.
Charter: I was? when?!
Me: Mom, if you are trying to lie to me, and you're 'winging it', Charters not the best person to get to help you.
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