One day I wanted to go for a walk.
Nobody wanted to go for a walk with me,
so I went by myself.
As I was leaving the store, I thought,
"HA! Now I have minty gum and sour ice breakers candy and they have NOTHING!"
But then Sloan showed up at the store.
Now she has a chocolate bar and sour ice breakers candy.
But I am still the only one with minty gum.

The end.