'its' a 'she'

"Who do we know that's having a baby that we can pray for? We can pray for Auntie Stephanie, Carey, Ronda, Lisa... Any one else?"

Mom: I know someone else who is having a baby but its a secret so I can't tell you yet. But - I know that you will be very excited when I can tell you.

Peyton: Do they go to our church?

Mom: Not telling.

Charter: Are they related to us?

Mom: Not telling.

Peyton: ITS YOU!!! ITS YOU MOM!!!!

Mom: No. Its not me. I'm not telling you.

Sloan: When can you tell us?

Mom: I don't know... She said 'soon'.

Mollen: ITS A SHEEEEE!!!! YOU SAID SHE!!! I  KNOW ITS A GIRL!!! WOOHOO! I FIGURED IT OUT! ITS A SHE!!!

Mom: Yes, it is a she. Good job, Mollen.

Love is...

Recently, my dads cousin got married. At the wedding reception, they had little cards that you could write on. One card said, "Love is..." another said "Always..." and the third one said, "A little advice...".
We (Me, my sisters and cousins) were all trying to think of something funny and witty to write on any one of the cards (By the way, we came up with, "Love is... ... Sobbing all the way through your wedding ceremony" because Scott, the groom, did just that.)

My dad comes up behind us, "You should write, "Love is... ... learning how to courtesy flush"

"Nice dad. Yeah, if you think that's a good one, you should write it..."

Dad, "I can't. I don't know how to spell 'courtesy'."

Nice.