So, me, mom Sloan and Gagey are watching T.V. in moms room.

Me: Hey, mom...
Gage: RORO! SHUSH! I AM TRYING TO (s)LEEP!
Me: Sorry...
Gagey: (Throws himself on a pillow and closes his eyes... 10 seconds later, peeks out of one eye)
I not go leep... I play MONDERS! (Monsters) RAAAAAAAAWWR!

Me: Gagey, SHUSH! I'm trying to sleep!
Gagey: NO! You not Leeeping! You the bad guy and I get you! AAAARRG!

So much for going to sleep...

FYI

It is NOT a good idea to eat 1 pepperoncini pepper (in a day) for every 10 lbs. of body weight you have... Just sayin'... Not that I know this from experience or anything... ;)

Gagey: A me watch bob bob derpants... (Spongebob square pants)
Mom: Noo, you don't want to watch that! Spongebob is a dumb show!
Gagey: BOB BOB DERPANTS NOT DUMB!!! HE SOO FUUNNY!!

"I'm trying to think of something funny to say to make you quote me on your blog again... I can't think of anything... can I pedicure your butt while I think?"

*I honestly did NOT make that up... What's wrong with her?!*

"I like the zits on your face. They really suit your style..."

"I like your butt."

K, if this was said to you, how would you respond? I responded with a cheeky, "Thanks. I work really hard on it. " But I didn't get to finish. I was interupted with, "IIIIII like big butts and I can not lie..."

"How old are you?"

"Almost 14"
"wow thats old... ooooooldie ppoooooooldie... you're so oooooooldie poldie"