I had a dream last night... Me and Sloan were in the kitchen unloading the dishwasher, when all of a sudden, crazy loud music starts playing and we find ourselves dancing a hip hop routine.
Then Sloan came into my room to wake me up because I forgot to set my alarm. But I have been in a good mood all day.

Friends

Today Gagey found a family photo from a couple years ago, and he goes, "HEY! Dat (pointing to Gramps) mine damps! He's mine FRIEND! HEY! And dat wanny! She mine friend too! And Roro's friend! (Haven) And peypeys friend! (robie) AND DAR DARS FRIENDS! (Silas and luther!) And Noanies friend! (Carrie) noanie, der is lots of friends!"
Sloan: Do you see mommy and Daddy?
Gagey: Yup. And yum.
Sloan: No, thats YOU! Yum wasn't born yet!
Gagey: Oh. Damps mine friend.

***RIIIIIING***

(Except, it was actually vibrate because I was on my way to fiddle lessons and I have already had my phone ring REALLY loudly in class before, and I wasn't about to let that happen again)

"Hello?"

"Hey, um, how do you unplug a toilet?"

"Well, how high is the water? Sometimes if you flush again then it will unplug by its self."

"No, if I flush again it will over flow."

"Oh, gross. Do you have the plunger?"

"Yeah, but I'm not sure how to - No! Don't touch that! No, you can't touch that, Ephraim! I said no! Stop! Don't touch!"

NANOBLOMO

Is something I completed.
In November when my mom was doing 'NANOWRIMO*' I did NANOBLOMO*, you know, because SOEMONE had to keep everyone entertained.
Right?

*NAtional NOvel WRIting MOnth - You try to write a 50,000 word novel in the month of November
*NAtional NOvember BLOging MOnth - You try to write on your blog every day in November

Charter: You know those little tiny farts that really really stink? I did like 5 of those, and then I stuck my head under my blanket and I almost fainted.

Mom: You dutch-ovened yourself?!?!

Charter: Yup...

Me: What kind of person does that?

Charter: I DO! Hey, Sloan, I dutch-ovened myself!

What happened today?

I did one lesson of science with Peyton.
I did two lessons of science with myself.
I spilled salsa all over my pants and the floor.
I cleaned salsa off of the floor.
I made peanut butter cookies.
I babysat.
I played 'resteraunt'.
I did a math lesson.
I was given a box of mint chocolates.

I am sitting in the office and blogging while eating a peice of mint chocolate.

I WILL brush my teeth after eating mint chocolate before bed.
I will go upstairs to read "A swiftly tilting planet".
I will (And hopefully soon) fall asleep.

And today will turn into tomorrow.

Today I had a gig at a schools christmas party...
Lets just say it wasn't the best gig...
We were supposed to start playing at 11am, and at 11:20 our teacher comes into the room and says to us, "There is nobody here, but we are going to go play anyway." So we walk into the gym...
There was literally about 4 people in the room.
It was slightly depressing. There were rows of tables set up, stacks of pizza, games... But no people...

Oh well, it was good practice :-)