Mom: your breath smells wonky?
Me: What? Oh, that... See, Peyton asked me how I could possibly say 'no' to her little face, so I made a list...
Mom: Well, out of all the people in our family, Sloan is one of the few that does NOT have wonky breath. Lots of people do, but Sloan doesn't.
(not naming names, *cough charter cough*... but some people in our family *do* have really wonky breath.)
Me: Mom, I said Peyton, not Sloan.
Mom: Oh. Well in that case... Never mind then...
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you didn't say i was reading your tidy little list that you left on the counter... very confusing for a mama to find...
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