Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Dreamin'

Peyton: Uh, Soo... Do I get to go babysitting today? (With the most hopeful look on her face)
Me: What?!

Peyton: do I get to go babysitting with you today?

Me: Um, I'm not babysitting today!

Peyton: Really? Is Sloan going?

Me: No... No one is going, none of us are babysitting anyone today!

Peyton: Really?!?

Me: Yes, really. You can go check my calendar if you want, but I'm pretty sure we're not babysitting today...

Peyton: ...

Was that a dream?!

Saturday, September 10, 2011

While at our grandparents, a certain bedtime occurred that changed Gagey's life. He was being put to bed by my mom, when he decided he wanted to ask Jesus into his heart.
"Cause then when I pray, God will  say 'HEY! That's my friend GAGE!'" he explained.

We were all summoned to the bedroom to witness this, and sat quietly while Gagey prayed a short prayer.

As we're all getting up to leave to go get ready for bed, Charter tells Gage:

"And guess what? God loves you so much, he sent Jesus to DIE for you!"

The world came crashing down.

Through wracking sobs and torrents of tears, Gage manages to get out, " JESUS DIED?!?! HE'S DEAD??!"

Smooth, Charter. Smooooth.

Friday, September 9, 2011

You know what would be stupid?

Mom: No Charter, what would be stupid?

Charter: If they made non water proof cups...

Thursday, September 8, 2011

You know what I would hate?

Mom: No, Mollen. What would you hate?

Mollen: I would hate it if I had a baby, and he grew up and learned to talk, but he spoke chinese!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Thought process of a teenager

Reading social studies text book on globalization:

" 'Globalization' is now a common word. But if you had lived in the first half of the 20th century, It would not have been part of your vocabulary. No one is sure when this word was coined or who coined it, but language experts agree that it did not appear until the 1940s or 1950s. And even then, it was rarely used. It did not come into widespread until the 1980s, when American economist Theodore Levitt made it popular by using it to describe changes in technology and social behaviour that allow huge corporations such as Coca-Cola and McDonald's to sell the same products around the world..."

Wait... What was I reading about? I could really go for a bigmac right now....

Monday, September 5, 2011

1.What Color Is Your Toothbrush?
Purple and orange

2. Name One Person That Made You Smile Today?
Ephraim... Jack Black... Lots of other people...

 3. What Were You Doing At 8 AM This Morning?
Frantically getting ready for church...

4. What Were You Doing 45 Minutes Ago?
Looking at pictures on my camera.

5. What Is Your Favorite Candy ?
umm... the ones you get for 5c at macs?

Number 6 is missing because my friend deleted it. :-) Now I am curious... If anyone knows what it is, tell me.

7. What Is The Last Thing You Said Aloud?
"I'm going to go read in the quiet of my room"

8. What Is The Best Ice Cream Flavor?
Probably mint chocolate chip

9. What Was The Last Thing You Had To Drink?
Water

10. What Is The Longest You Have Gone Without Sleeping?
I have no idea... probably not very long...

11.Have you ever made a promise you swore to keep?
yes.

12. Have You Bought Any New Clothing Items This Week?
Yes :)

13. The Last Sporting Event You Watched?
Golf maybe? I don't think I was paying a ton of attention...

14. What Is Your Favorite Flavor Of Popcorn?
Popcorn flavour? Butter, salt, pepper and a tiny pinch of cayenne pepper.

15. Who Is The Last Person You Sent A Message To On FaceBook?
Probably Alisha... We converse over facebook a lot... since I can't run over and ring her doorbell anymore...

16. Ever Go Camping?
like in a tent? no... Like in a camper? no... I did spend a night on my grandparents boat though, and that's pretty much like camping, but you're on water.

17. Take vitamins daily?
No... I take them on the days that I think, "I'm feeling sick or depressed... I should take my vitamins..."

18. Do You Go To Church Every Sunday?
sure do! Most of the time... as in NOT the past two weeks... but I went today :)

19. Do You Have A Tan?
No, I am pale, like a vampire.

20. Do You Like Chinese Food Over Pizza?
Usually... unless its gross Chinese food...

21. Do You Drink Your Soda With A Straw?
I don't usually drink soda, but when I do, sure... I like straws...

22. Who Are You Currently Talking To On AIM?
No one.

23. What Are You Doing Tomorrow?
That is an excellent question...

24. Where Is Your Dad?
in his bedroom.

25. Look To Your Left, What Do You See?
My guitar, a picture I painted of a butterfly...

26. What Color Is Your Watch?
I don't have a watch... I've owned 2 in my life, one was brown, and one was black and orange. I lost both of them.

27. What Do You Think Of When You Hear Australia?
Koala bears

28. What Is Your Birthstone?
Sapphire

29. Do You Go In At A Fast Food Place Or Just Hit The Drive Thru?
Depends

30. What Is Your Favorite Number?
2

31. Who's The Last Person You Talked To On The Phone?
ummmm... I honestly don't know... Maybe my dad?

32. Any Plans Today?
Its 9pm... I did lots of things today, but I don't plan on doing much else...

33. Health Freak?
Sometimes... When I'm in the mood...

34. Biggest Annoyance In Your Life Right Now?
...

35. Last Song Listened To?
Haha - the worst song in the world... The chorus is, "Its over, were through, so I'll unfriend you." It was just on Tv... The last song I listened to that I actually wanted to listen to, was something by Abba...

36. Can You Say The Alphabet Backwards?
no...

37. Do You Have A Maid Service Clean Your House?
No, one time, my mom thought about it... For some reason it really offended me, so I got up really early the next morning and cleaned the bathrooms and base boards before she got up to try to prove we didn't need one... haha

38. Favorite Pair Of Shoes/Boots You Wear All The Time?
FLIP FLOPS!!! Pretty soon though, I'll switch to my uggs, that aren't really uggs, they just look like uggs...

39. Are You Jealous Of Anyone?
not that I can think of...

40. Is Anyone Jealous Of You?
I don't know, you should ask them...

41. Do You Love Anyone?
Of course

42. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
like friends my age? No...

 43. What Do You Usually Do During The Day?
School, cleaning, eating, talking, laughing...

44. Do You Hate Anyone That You Know Right Now?
Hate is a strong word.

45. Do You Use The Word “Hello” Daily?
I think so

46. Would You Rather Be Alone?
Yes... I'm not a social butterfly.

47. Do You Like Cats?
Not really.

48. Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
No

49.Where Did You Get Your Worst Scar From?
When I was really little, I fell down the stairs of our new house where they had take the railings off the stairs, but left the metal supporter things on... I cute my arm and had 7 stitches... You can still count my stitches...

50. Hair Color?
Super blond

51. Last CD Played?
??

52. Last Bubble Bath?
??

53. Last Time You Cried?
Thursday, while reading the last two chapters of Eric Liddels biography... Then I got laughed at.

54. Last Meal?
Nachos and whiplash chicken sauce. (Auntie jess, you have to try it... yummmmmmmm)

55. Text Or Call?
Text... If only I texted more than two people...

56. Favorite Animal?
I'm not a huge animal person... I had to do an assignment on this the other day... I couldn't decide between sand dollars, people and big foot... Sand dollars won...

57. Girlie Girl Or Tomboy?
Neither? Ere on the side of girlie girl :)

58. Have You Ever Lost Someone?
Yes

59. Have You Ever Slept Until 1 PM?
Don't think so...

60. Have You Ever Been Drunk And Threw Up?
No...

61. List Six People You Can Tell Pretty Much Anything To:
My mom, sloan (NOT my other sisters... haha) Alisha

62. List Three Favorite Colors/Shades.
Orange, green, grey, purple, pink, yellow, light blue... I like all colours... unless they are ugly shades..

63. Have You Ever Laughed Until You Cried?
Many, many time...

64. Went Behind Your Parents Backs?
I don't think so...

65. Who Posted This Before You?
Alisha

66. Gay Marriage?
no.

67. Lowering The Drinking Age?
no

Uh, 68 is deleted too. It was lame. 
Again, that was Alisha...

69. Who is the best hugger that you know of?
Ephraim's hugs are nice, when he feels like giving them out, which isn't as often as I'd like!

70. Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?
depends...

71. Is There Something You Want To Tell Someone?
Yes.

72. Are You A Flirt?
I don't think so...

73. Are You Easy To Read?
I don't think so!

74. How Many Kids Do You Want To Have?
for a long time, I've thought 9... I know I don't get to choose, but I think girl, girl, girl, boy, boy, boy, boy, and then twin girls to end off would be fun... haha

75. Do You Want To Change Your Name?
One day hopefully my last name will change...

76. Last Time You Saw Your Father?
an hour ago or less,

77. What Time Did You Wake Up Today?
7:50am

78. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night?
Sleeping

79. What Is Your Favorite Thing In Your Room?
I like my bed, my ikea shelves, by guitar, my violin, and new laptop, my curtains, chair and book holder thing that are all covered/made out of matching fabric...

80. Where Is Your Best Friend Right Now?
I don't know...

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Quote of the day

Dad: Is EVERYONE in this house dumb, or is it just me?