Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Chucky. The imaginary puppy.

I had been doing a project with Ephraim and Gage (A seriously cute project that you can see tomorrow when I post pictures!!) when Peyton walks into my room and sees the dirty paint plate in my garbage... (Oh great... Now I just gave away that it involves paint.)

Peyton: Can I have this?
(why she would ask for my dirty paper plate, I have no idea.)

Me: Um. Why?

Peyton: Cause if you gave it to me you would be the best sister everrrr!!!

Me: but what would you do with it?

Peyton: I would make it into a house for my puppy.

ME: You don;t have a puppy.

Peyton: Yes, I do. Its a little golden retriever.

Me: Oh, yeah? did you just make this up?

Peyton: No.

Me: What's its name?

Peyton: Chucky.

Me: Ok, seriously? Are you just saying this because I am reading a book about an imaginary person named Chocky?

Peyton: You ARE?!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Dad: Hey, Cairo... See if you can guess what movie Gage watched today... Gage, say it!

Gage: IN-A-SEE-BABLE! (teehee - in conceivable...)


**If any of you still don't know what movie it is... That's embarrassing... for you. ;)  Princess Bride :)

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Sloan: So, umm... I was looking through your blog the other day and... There's not enough of *me* in it...

Cairo: Maybe you should be more interesting...

Sloan: Maybe I should.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Mollen: Hey, remember that mini tea set I gave you for your birthday?

Me: Ya...

Mollen: I found another part...

Me: Cool.

Mollen: Sloan said that you would give it back to me if I asked...

Me: Do you want it back?

Mollen: Yeah :D

Me: nice.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Sloan: Do you know what your problem is?

Me: (Mock offence) Do you know what YOUR problem is?

Sloan: Yes. I'm a procrastinator. But do you know what your problem is?

Thursday, December 8, 2011

I had just crawled into bed at 10:45, when my phone buzzes... it is my mother.

"You still up?"

"Just going to bed... I had some school to finish up..."

"Oh... come to my room... I want to show you something funny."

I go into my parents room... My dad is sleeping, Gage is sprawled out on the floor sleeping and my mom is on her iphone... She turns the screen to me, and shows a picture with the caption, "The awkward moment when your friends fat arm makes you look naked in the group photo."
Guess what the picture was? You guessed it... Someone who's not naked, but looks naked. But its actually just someone's fat arm.

We start giggling, when all of a sudden, the bear rouses out of his slumber, "What's going on?!!"

"Mom told me to come here so she could show me a picture of a naked person."

"She wasn't naked! That's why the picture is so funny!"

"Are you kidding me? It's bed time! We have a busy day tomorrow! Get to bed!"

I go back to my room and text my mom, "Nice going."

"you didn't have to laugh so hard."

"You didn't have to laugh so hard."

"Touche. night."

Monday, December 5, 2011

Driving to the store:

Dad: So what are you trying to make?

Me: A treat with white chocolate and crushed candy canes.

Dad: What does it look like?

Me: It looks like crushed up candy canes and white chocolate.

Dad: So what do we need from the store?

Me: White chocolate. And candy canes.